Conversation Today
You never know what a 7th grader is going to say. Here’s a conversation from today:
Student: You know them sticks you pee on to tell if you are pregnant?
Me: Excuse me?
Student: You know, those sticks you pee on.
Me: (Staring – Not saying anything)
Student: My ditty (Daddy) says “If it’s blue, you’re screwed.”
Me: (Almost fall in the floor.) You really shouldn’t tell your teacher things like.
Wonder what else “ditty” tells him?
OMG! You responded better than I would have. I have to say though (my warped sense of humor about to come out), something about that child’s statement is funny to me. “If it’s blue you’re screwed”- kind of literally. But, what a thing to say to your teacher! And what a thing to say to your kid!
Oh Lord! 7th graders… I’m sure you hear all kinds of things!
That may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
Yikes!